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Joke of the Day
"Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook."
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"Everyone needs that one friend that will promise to redraw your chalk outline to make you look skinnier."
"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."
"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."
"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"
"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."
"nothing sexier than a Subway Sandwich Artist spreading tuna salad with an ice cream scoop"