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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !"
"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"
"So I was using a zester on a lemon recently, when I paused for a second and realised... ..that I was only just scratching the surface."
"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."
"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."
"When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out. Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different."
"What did Bill Cosby call Donald Trump? A rookie."
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."