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Joke of the Day
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
Next Joke
"So I wanted to make a YouTube channel about Reddit... They wouldn't let me name it RedTube."
"Better to be somebody's dog than everybody's BITCH !!! Every dog will have his day, remember ?"
"Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!"
"What's a mathematicians worst nightmare? An EULer spill"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter it wont come anyways"
"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"
"Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!"
"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"My new wifi password: Whatsawifi Enter DWMC-esque dude/sweet scene."