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Joke of the Day

"In what direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction"

"If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax... Talk about saving the economy single-handedly."

"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""

"[pulls up after first date] Me: well, this is my place Her: a bouncy house? Me: you expected a bouncy castle? IM SORRY ""YOUR MAJESTY."""

"Nepal Joke So Nepal got hit by two 7 magnitutde quakes so is it now 7/11?"

"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""

"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."