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Joke of the Day

"If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax... Talk about saving the economy single-handedly."

"The pimp hand... Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"

"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."

"Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls."

"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"

"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."

"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."

"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"