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Joke of the Day
"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."
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"Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart."
"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a stick? I don't have a stick up my ass!"
"It's hard to do stuff because, you know, internet."
"You might be a redneck What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield? His asshole...."
"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."
"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"
"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"