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Joke of the Day

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name ""Lamb of God"" is misleading."

"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually..."

"what's the difference between reddit and 9gag? A week"

"What is Pedobear's favorite time of the day? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."

"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"