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Joke of the Day

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" .... The man replies, ""Tits!"""

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"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"
"""Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated"" - how a kid talks shit in 2015"
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"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"
"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"