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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
Next Joke
"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."
"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."
"I feel bad for spiders. I tripon my two feet all the time. Can only imagine the hell a clumsy spider goes through."
"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"
"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"
"Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right But two Wrights make an airplane"
"If my open tray table can really hinder a landing we really need to rethink the whole air travel thing."
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"My mate reckons he can tighten nuts and bolts just by sitting on them. Personally I think he torques out of his arse..."