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Joke of the Day

"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""

"In the song ""Fancy,"" why do Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX sing about getting drunk on the mini bar? Because they only wanted to get a little drunk."

"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."

"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is a female? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I said, ""That's a pretty big word for a six year old."""

"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."