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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"I think I'm indecisive... but I'm not really sure."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."

"The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme."

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."

"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."

"I crossed the road, walked into the bar and changed a lightbulb. It was at that moment I realised my life was a joke."