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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm indecisive... but I'm not really sure."

"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."

"Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army... could really learn something from that recruitment campaign."

"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"

"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."

"If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you."

"You can tell Monopoly's an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."

"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"