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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm indecisive... but I'm not really sure."
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"Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."
"Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones"
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."
"Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much"