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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."
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"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."
"Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')"
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"
"An eskimo sitting in a kayak was chilly. He lit a fire. Unsurprisingly the kayak sank. Moral: You can't have your kayak and heat it too."
"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
"""Half a dozen"" because saying 6' is way too long..."
"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."
"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."