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Joke of the Day
"The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme."
Next Joke
"Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How fucking cool is that for someone her age."
"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"
"[Starbucks Assassins Inc] CHIEF: Write this down. Target's name is John BARISTA: [writes] Jamie C: Ok. Memorise it B: [eyes shut] Janet"
"I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat."
"Everything men know about women [ ]"
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little kid in the jaw."
"Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!"
"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."
"My wife just made a ""special"" dinner ""just for me"" for no apparent reason. I'm going to die, right ?"