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Joke of the Day

"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."

"The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them"

"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."

"Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert? They found traces of Mercury in him."

"Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper ? Nevermind , it's tearable."

"Sober Irishman"

"Ted, The bus driver got pulled over.. He was busted."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"

"How do you get 20 Jews in a car? Throw a dollar in! How do you get them out? Tell them it's a taxi!"

"How to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar."