199908

Joke of the Day

"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I hope he means well..."

"Two cows are sitting in a bath tub. One asks, ""Hey can you pass the soap?"" The other replies, ""No soap, radio"""

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."

"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."

"I actually talked to real people this weekend. It was weird."

"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."

"Programming is like sex One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime."