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Joke of the Day
"The Energizer Bunny was just arrested! He was charged with battery."
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"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"
"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."
"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"
"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."
"Just saw a homeless woman try to use a cat as a telephone. She accepted a cigarette in exchange for the cat. Cat is my telephone now."
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?"
"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."
"My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying."