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Joke of the Day

"I crossed the road, walked into the bar and changed a lightbulb. It was at that moment I realised my life was a joke."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, then I'm voting for IT for president!"

"A girl comes out of Sherlock's office as Watson comes in...he thinks they had sex. ""That girl was in college wasn't she?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson"""

"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."

"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"

"Why does America not have knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."

"In order to promote progress I think the next session of congress should be sent to the moon. I just feel that they would make a greater impact."

"If a letter sounds like its name... ...is it an LMNOP-uh?"

"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"" and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair trade."""