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Joke of the Day

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."

"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."

"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven."

"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."

"Kappa Full HD Mega 60FPS Sin Virus 1Link ""No lo descargo porque ya lo tengo"""

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."