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Joke of the Day

"Buying a new car and online dating are sort of the same thing... You're looking for the youngest model with the least amount of miles on it."

"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"

"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."

"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"

"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"Did such a great job cutting down a tree yesterday The neighbours clapped as I took a bough"