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Joke of the Day

"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"

"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""

"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"

"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"

"Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."