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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"
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"I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again."
"Why did Jesus come to Earth? To get to the other side. Ba dum tssshh"
"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""
"I saw this post by a pizza boy. OP delivers."
"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."
"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."
"[OC] I've got a broken yo-yo for sale. Anyone want to buy it? No strings attached"
"Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries? Neitherthey prefer boysenberries."
"How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground? They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips."