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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."

"I'll never forget where I was when I found out I have Alzheimer's"

"We all knew that Jared Fogle loves the Subway Turkey Sub... but now we find out he likes to sneak a little salami into the bun too"

"Everyone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a load of black people have suddenly gotten laptops or something."

"'Hit me with your pet shark' #RuinAn80sSong"

"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."

"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""

"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."

"A man submitted a joke about alligators with ED to a pun competition... But it caiman second."