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Joke of the Day
"How does a faceless man from Braavos have an orgasm? By Jaqen off."
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"hy haven't you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they're really, really good at it."
"Wife told me she wants to have sex in the back of the car... She asked me if I could drive :-( Credit to Legend Rodney Dangerfield"
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar? I Expectsum Patronum"
"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."
"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler... (Fixed) Because she is black."