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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever tried using a broken pencil? No? Well don't try. It's pointless."

"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"

"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."

"Why would a porn site that only focuses on flight attendants be really successful? It only takes your left hand to type ""stewardesses"""

"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."

"if you ask a veteran if they've killed anyone and they say they don't like to talk about it, that means no"

"Make sure to pay your Exorcist on time, because otherwise... ...They'll repossess your home."

"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"

"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."

"I was once involved in a sex ring... until my circle of friends said that things were getting awkward."