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Joke of the Day

"Its ironic that the gay club was called ""pulse""... As 50 people didn't have one after the shooting"

"Hey man, settle an argument for me? ""Sure"" [handing him a sword] Great, he's just in there"

"1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?"

"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"

"Shaved my girlfriend's cat. Think she'll take the hint?"

"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"

"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"

"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."

"I like my women how I like my buscuits Covered in semen."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""why the long face?"""