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Joke of the Day

"Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says ""May Cause Multiple Orgasms"""

"[blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s"

"They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays."

"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"

"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."

"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"

"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"Why is Budweiser just like having sex on a boat? Because both are fucking close to water..."