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Joke of the Day

"Why are there never any good side effects. Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says ""May Cause Multiple Orgasms"""

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."

"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."

"People with speech impediments are just misunderstood."

"I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog."

"My friend found a Paras while we were playing Pokemon Go. So I asked him, ""Was it under a truck?"""

"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."

"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"