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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"
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"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
"What do you call two guys using the same urinal? Peers"
"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"Hooker says $500. I say $50. She walks away. Later, I'm walking with my wife, same hooker sees me and says, I see what you got for $50."
"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"
"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"