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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"
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"I have to put reminders in my phone for everything or I'll forget it. Like 'pick up milk,' 'go to bank,' 'you don't hate minorities.'"
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE"
"What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!"
"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""
"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."