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Joke of the Day

"[blind date] So,where you from? [eyes turn black] T h E S E v E n T H C i R C L e O F H e L L Oh nice. ever miss it? [cries blood] Y e s"

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"I think my wife is changing our son's diapers too often. It says right on the box that they're good for up to 14lbs."
"[funeral] ok I need everyone over 70 to gather for the bouquet toss"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"
"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"
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"He tells the punchline first. What's the worst thing about a time traveling comedian?"
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"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."
"Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon."