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Joke of the Day
"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"
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"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He did not recognize them."
"How many babies does it take to open a door? It depends on how hard you can throw."
"I'll die fat, drunk & happy while you live healthy until you get run over by a bus... See ya at the cemetery!"
"He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp."
"What is James Bond's favourite drug? Viagra, so he can Roger Moore."
"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"
"I've been dating a homeless girl So I've been dating this homeless girl. Things are getting pretty serious. She asked me to move out with her."
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."