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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer? He wasn't in the MahMoud."
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"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
"I like how we say ""vegan"" now instead of ""eating disorder""."
"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"
"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."
"Q: How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: A buck an ear."
"Two hefty guys are drinking in the pub, one says ""Your round."""
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."
"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"