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Joke of the Day
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!"
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"The Bible TL;DR"
"How does Liam Neeson like his martini? Taken, not stirred."
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