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Joke of the Day
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
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"[Request] Some computer jokes."
"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."
"I feel bad for having sex with my best friend's sister. What's even worse is that my brother is my best friend."
"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."
"I asked a Brazil fan how many days in a week and he got angry"
"[taking FRIENDS quiz] 7. Which character do you most identify with? Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character? Ross"
"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."
"My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer."
"What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder? Banging your best friend's wife every night!"