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Joke of the Day
"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."
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"The people at U.P.S are assholes. They sent me a message telling me I have a small Package... I mean, what are they doing opening my mail and looking at my pictures anyway?"
"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."
"Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha..."
"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."
"how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?? pick it up and suck its dick"
"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"
"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"
"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"
"What does the devil eat in Japan? Sin Pie Edit: TIL There is an actual pie called Sin Pie in the southern states."