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Joke of the Day

"It's like trying run the BostonMarathon with Siamese Twins... They're both pulling in different directions"

"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."

"My wife and I decided to not have children. The kids are pretty upset."

"Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go"

"Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks."

"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."

"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"

"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."

"1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse"

"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"