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Joke of the Day

"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."

"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."

"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."

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"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."

"If I had ten cookies and you took one,what would you have? That's correct. A black eye and broken hand."

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."