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Joke of the Day
"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"
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"What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese? None, but you can get food poisoning."
"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"
"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."
"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""
"Holy shit. Just realized that my last girlfriend was born the same year I got my first credit card. And I'm not even hot like Larry King."
"Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit."
"I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car."
"I was let down in life by two people My mum, my dad and my maths teacher"
"What is every gamers New Years Resolution? 3840x2160"