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Joke of the Day

"What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common? They both run in your jeans (genes)"

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke) Go to a cliff and yell ""Mangia"". If your echo says "" cake""...."

"Awful Purim Joke Grogger? I hardly knew her!"

"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."

"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."

"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of it's paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"

"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."