114173
Joke of the Day
"Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha..."
Next Joke
"""ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS"" I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch"
"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."
"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"
"What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore? Old Bae"
"When I was a kid, we jumped fences, biked without helmets & drank out of public water fountains. It was a dangerous time, full of microbes."
"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."
"""I am not a human garbage disposal"" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*"
"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"
"The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence."