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Joke of the Day

"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"Today I decided to study abroad... Or maybe two "

"Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu? so he could flip the bird"

"What language do pirates speak? Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times."

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"[Opens ""Where's Waldo?"" book to page with Eiffel Tower.] ""Paris. Easy. Next!"""

"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"

"A plant goes to a university. It is a STEM major."

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."