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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] How can you tell if your girlfriend is too young? You have to make aeroplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!"

"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."

"What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called? Lake Flaccid"

"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."

"If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate Lots of opportunities to get off"

"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"

"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."

"What did the chicken say ? What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it."

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"I made a Tech Joke Q: What did one device say to the other? A: Are you syncing what I""m syncing?"