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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the popcorn that was demoted? He used to be a kernel."
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"What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other? Binary stars."
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."
"What is more dangerous than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"[baby throws up all over the couch] Cmon dude, I let you live here for free"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""
"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"