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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes Jesus asks himself, ""What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"""

"LAWYER: Your Honor, I'd like to approach the bench BENCH: I have a boyfriend"

"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"

"I swear I won't be undressing you with my eyes again. That REALLY hurt!"

"The Credible Hulk. ""You won't like me when I'm angry because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources."""

"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."

"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"

"I'm training for a marathon with my friend. Every day when we hit the trails he tells me the same thing, and it always makes me laugh. It's a running joke."

"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."