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Joke of the Day

"I'm doing Bikram yoga today. By that I mean I'm in the back seat of a hot car trying to contort myself enough to reach the ignition."

"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"

"Horse walks into a bar Bartender ""why the long face?"""

"Why do turds taper off at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."

"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."

"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"

"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."

"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."