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Joke of the Day
"[baby throws up all over the couch] Cmon dude, I let you live here for free"
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"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"
"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""
"it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'"
"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."
"Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."
"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"
"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"
"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."
"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."