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Joke of the Day
"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"
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"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."
"What happens when ducks fly upside down?? They quack up"
"Did you hear about the new in-flight corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere"
"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"
"my son is only in 4th grade but he snap chats at a 7th grade level"
"What are calories? Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night"
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"
"I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking."