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Joke of the Day
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
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"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."
"I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said ""we've had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella"""
"Q: Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? A: Because he is always pulling on his ears."
"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation."
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"
"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""You're next"" So I started doing the same to them at funerals"
"What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey"