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Joke of the Day

"Latino soap operas where no one seems to have locks on their doors and people burst in at odd hours demanding the truth"

"The fifth season will start in a few days Nuclear Winter"

"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!"

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 11 years."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"