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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
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"My sexual fetishes my sexual fetishes have been getting more and more perverse ever so slowly. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I had hit rock bottom."
"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"
"Did you hear about the three Mexicans who robbed a bank? One of them was captured but the other two vanished without a tres."
"I went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into... Everyone."
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"I just saw a gang fight. One gang claimed that grease is the word, and the other said that bird is the word. I think eight guys were killed."
"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."
"Xbox exclusive games"