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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"
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"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl? Four drinks."
"If I hear another conversation about that stupid dress... I'm going to beat them until they're white and gold."
"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"
"(People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon."
"If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit"
"tried to drown my sorrows, but after three days, mother-in-law floated back to the shore."
"Why do people like amputee porn? It fucking stumps me."