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Joke of the Day

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"If I ever get a Roomba, I'm gonna be totally irresponsible and just throw crumbs on the floor for fun."

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"

"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to shit."