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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"
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"Horton hears a who Horton hears a what Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady Horton is listening to Eminem"
"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"
"""Turtle Power"" is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently."
"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is. Me: ""If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"" Friend: ""Alright then, hand some jack"""
"Hey Guinevere *knight flips up his visor* Hast thou considered my proposal? Because *unsheathes blade* I'm sword of a big deal."
"So the invisible man masturbated the other day No one saw him coming."
"If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the ""Steve Jobs"" movie until they release a second version."