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Joke of the Day

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you wagging its tail, you're in love with a dog & it probably just had to shit."

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus."

"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."

"I bought the mask Jigsaw wears in the movie 'SAW' just so that if a robber ever breaks into my house he'll know he made a fucking mistake."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"

"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"

"Why do dogs make good sailors? They know their knots."